why cant a blonde dial 911? she cant find the eleven lmao 🤣🤣🤣
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do you know any good jokes or riddles lol?
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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, whisper in my ear."
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Originally posted by R. Steele View PostA man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he was going at this time of night. He said, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse. The officer said, "Really?.... who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" He said, "My wife."
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Mateus
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A man is drinking in a pub and gets a bit tipsy, "You've had enough" Said the Landlord, "Time for you to go home".
"Yes, but I need a wee first, where's your loo?"
"Over there. But I've had the toilet decorated, so you watch yourself".
The drunk nodded as he slid off the stool, "I'll be careful (hic)".
So he stumbles throught the door on his third attempt and goes up to the urinal. He sees a sign saying WET PAINT.
So he did.
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I wrote this one for my mom several years ago (she likes clean(ish) jokes)...
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An old husband and wife are driving up to the mountains for holiday. After several hours, the man says to his wife, "Pull over, hon! I need to find a tree!". After the wife stops, the man jumps out and runs off into the woods to relieve himself.
Some minutes later, the man returns to find the car empty, but then notices his wife coming from across the road, and the man thought his wife needed to go also...
Back in the car, the man says jokingly, "Whew! I had to go so badly, my dentures were floating!", to which his wife replies, "Sorry, dear? My hearing aide has a short!"Cheers!
Melanie - 3DTrains
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